I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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