kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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