I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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