People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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