quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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