do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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