who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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