Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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