so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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