How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Still dying that you shit outside
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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