And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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