No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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