Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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