you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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