No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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