I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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