just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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