Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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