Me too!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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