Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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