thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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