i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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