I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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