Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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