You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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