it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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