I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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