I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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