North Korea, Best Korea!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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