Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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