The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
