Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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