Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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