i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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