And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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