When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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