i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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