TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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