well you can't waste a boner
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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