Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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