I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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