Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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