I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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