I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think a kid would responsible me up
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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