I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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