The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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