Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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