Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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