why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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