Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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