Got a toothbrush?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
