I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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