Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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